PAN- - - The Light of Life

After having this blog for so long,finally i received"holy' inspirations of what to put in it."Thanks" to my ~great~ CTU lecturer,Mr. Riddhauddin(pronounce-ri-do-u-din),famous for his motto---I come,I see, I CONFUSE !!!
And also PoPAN II The Great Thya(MPBWu).....
And of course THE HOLY PAN...
Btw,I must also introduce myself PoPAN I The Great Geng(MPBWu)

OK,now, if u continue reading this,u must know that these are crap and must nv take offence in it because these ARE craps.

After the totally pointless(to me personally)CTU class, many have lost their understanding and belief in their religions.As said by T.S.K(guess who she is) :"I don't know what created the universe,but if you(Mr. Riddhauddin) ask anymore,I know all of us will turn into free thinkers tomorrow."

So,the next day,as we PoPAn I and II were sitting together discussing in great depth on Chemistry.We were suddenly shone upon by THE LIGHT.
That very instant,we knew all about the creation of the universe,life after death,god and his characteristics and all the craps in CTU(no offence).

We received the first part of the holy mantra"World Wide Web"
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read on~~~ "PAN is GOD.Long ago,when PAN was a young kid,He felt very bored.And then,he saw The Dot.Out of curiosity,he "jentik" the dot and---"poof!".The Dot exploded and started expanding at the speed of light , forming the universe that we have today.But,PAN's mother was extremely angry and killed Pan out of anger,burying him in the depths of the desert sand, and burdened upon by thousands of stone,which his tomb is now regarded to as the pyramids.And,PAN's mother ,in oreder to prevent anyone from releasing PAN, created many more pyramids,each with its own secrets,and not easily entered by mankind."

Thus,we understood all we need to know in CTU.

Now,u must be questioning what is PAN..i) PAN is God
ii)PAN is sometimes regarded to as peroxyacyl nitrate.

What is PoPAN?~~~PoPAN stands for Prophets of PAN
Everyone unknowingly prays to PAN.PAN can be prayed to thru two distinct ways :
i) Every time u pass motion,release the sound of "Errrgh!!!" or "Urrrgh".These are Holy sounds of worship that comes along as we cleanse our body of dirt and evilness.Everytime after worship you will definitely feel peaceful,comfortable and happy. This method is only used when u r called upon by PAN,nore widely known as "nature's call"
ii)Else,u can chant"N2 + O2 =2NO" or any other chemical equation that has got sth to do with photochemical smog.This method of worship enables you to do well in Chemistry tests.This can be done anytime u like.

Doing things not according to PANish teachings will result in punishment by PAN.This means that PAN will not call upon you for many days until you repent and remain quietly in the place of worship for long hours until PAN has forgived you and comes to you again.Undeerstand?Means,u will have constipate lar,unless u sit quietly and wait until u r able to cleanse urself.However,if what u have done is really bad,PAN might let u bleed when u r cleansing ur self ;)

What does MPBWu means? ~~~It stands for MAY PAN BE WITH you.
-you is written in small letters as a symbol of respect to THE
HOLY PAN

Btw,i received the 1st Commandment the next day,which is "Thou Shall Crap".Practice this in order to be with PAN.